(David and Brian are climbing a mountain)
Brian: Where are you taking me?
David: Remember when the word "stewardess" became "flight attendant"?
David: And "secretary" became "administrative assistant"? And "maid" became "housekeeper"? And "midget" became "little person"?
Brian: Yeah, so?
(They reach the top of the mountain and see a wise old man)
David: So, this is the guy who decides all that.
William: Behold! I am William T. Wordsworth, the Word Decider!
Brian: So, how do you decide all that, Will?
William: I dunno.
Brian: Well, that seems kind of stupid.
William: "Stupid" is out! "Unintelligent" is in!
(William throws Brian and David off the mountain)
Brian: We should do something about that guy.
David: Don't be unintelligent.