Warren: Hey, mom and dad!

Alan: Yes?

Warren: May I go to the movies to see The Lion King in 3-D?

Catherine: No. Because you're grounded from doing everything Disney and you make fake VHS openings!

Alan: Go to your room and start watching Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood!

Horace N. Buggy: Andy Panda, I can't believe you watched 21 Jump Street, Project X, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, and 22 Jump Street quadruple feature! You were supposed to watch The Lion King in 3-D along with Sleeping Beauty, so no Ice Age Trilogy on DVD for you! When we get home! I will change it from Family Guy on Adult Swim to Barney on PBS Kids!"