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[Warren Cook is in the Floor 2: Toys store of a Nick Jr. Store]

Warren: "Man, this place is totally lame! I know, I'll bomb this stupid non-Disney themed preschool store and destroy it! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, haah!"

[Warren then plants 8,000 tons of explosives all over the Nick Jr. store and he runs off as Kai-lan and her friends came up to the toy floor and they become shocked]

Kai-lan: "Oh no! 8,000 tons of bombs! We gotta run!"

[Kai-lan and her friends and family run for their lives as the bombs explode]

["Later..."]

[Warren Cook and his family are on the couch watching TV]

Catherine: "Let's watch the news!"

[We cut: to GoAnimate Global News Channel #1. The title of the news story says "GoAnimate City's Nick Jr. Store Destroyed!" as news music plays]

Chinese American News Reporter: "Ni hao, and welcome to GNN news! One of GoAnimate City's massive Nick Jr. Stores have been bombed and destroyed today. More than 2,950 people and 50 Japanese tourists from the Pride Lands die and 2,100 people and 900 Japanese tourists from the Pride Lands are critically injured. We will be having some interviews with Mayumi Hayashi, Liling Jiang, Choon-Hee Jeong, Bon-Hwa Moon, Kenji Nakamura, Jiang Zheng, Antonio Chavez, Carlos Ramirez, Diego Vasquez, Gabriela Trejo, Samantha Cuevas, Daniella Salgado."

Kai-lan: "I was buying my 2 brothers Mingyu and Liang some Disney Blu-ray DVDs with my friends and family and all of a sudden, the bombs went off! My friends and family and I are so scared for our lives and we have to run! I know who did this! It was Warren Cook who planted the bombs! And Warren, if you are watching this, you'll be watching my show and you have my friends and family paralyzed with fear! Thank goodness, me and my friends and family didn't get hurt."

Dora: "Boots and I are looking for some Magic School Bus DVDs and all of a sudden, I heard Warren planning to bomb the store! And Warren, if you're watching this, you had completely scared my family and friends with that horrible explosion for a long time and you're going to pay everybody's hospital bill! Start watching my show!"

Boots: "It's true! I heard the whole thing!"

Random Kitten: "Gibson, Sylvester, Izzy, SteveCash83, Todd, Shelby Girl, Carley, Kate, Princess, Sherlock, Lovell and I were about to walk into the store, and suddenly the bombs went off and thank goodness my friends and I didn't get hurt BAD BAD BADLY! I think it was Warren who bombed the store!

Gibson: And Warren, if you really I Have this, you will be grounded by your family!"

Astro Boy: "I was sitting on a bench and suddenly, I heard the bombs in the Nick Jr. store go off! Did Warren who did this? And Warren, if you really did this, you will watch Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood for all eternity!"

Princess Celestia: "Petty and I were reading Magic School Bus books in the GoAnimate City Library, and all of the sudden, we saw that massive explosion! We heard and saws lots of people screaming, yelling and crying for help! We know who did this, it was that Islamic terrorist, Warren Cook who did this, and Warren if you're really seeing this on TV, you'll be grounded for this act of terrorism! This is even worse than the 9/11 attacks!"

Petty: (crying) "It's really true! This is the worst act of Islamic terror we ever saw in our lives! This is such a tragic day!"

Daniel Tiger: "My family and I were reading Magic School Bus books with Kimba and Kitty in the library! All of a sudden, we saw that massive explosion, it woke up and scared my little sister, Margaret! We know who did this, it was that Islamic monster!"

Dad Tiger: "And Warren, if you really did this, you will be watching my son's show!"

Mom Tiger: "I agree with my family!"

Korean American Boy: "I was at a Disney store, buying me a lot of Disney Blu-ray DVDs with my family! All of a sudden, the bombs in that largest Nick Jr. store went off! We saw the whole thing! It was Warren who destroyed that largest Nick Jr. store in all of GoAnimate City! And Warren, if you are watching, you have killed 680 African Americans today! I hate you, Warren you racist rat!!"

Japanese American Boy: "I was playing Super Smash Bros. on my New Nintendo 3DS XL and suddenly, I heard the massive explosion, and lots of people panicking and running for their lives! I know who did this! It was that Disney loving Islamic monster, Warren Cook! And Warren, this is all your fault, you should be grounded by your family!"

Vietnamese American Girl: "It was a typical and normal day for me and all of a sudden, I heard a massive explosion from a largest Nick Jr. store! I know who did this! It was that Disney loving punk, Warren! If you are watching this, you are forbidden to do everything that is Disney!"

Chinese American Boy: "Everything was normal today, and suddenly I heard the bombs go off! I know who did this! It was that Disney loving boy, Warren! If you are watching this, you will never watch Mulan ever again!"

Samantha Cuevas: "Ahora tenemos Tommy Vercetti de Vice City . Él dice Warren tiene algo que ver con esto. (Now we have Tommy Vercetti from Vice City. He says Warren has something to do with this.)"

Princess Flurry Heart: "Well, the other Grand Theft Auto main characters and I were walking and all of a sudden, we heard a massive explosion as the bombs went off!  All of us were extremely scared for our lives! We saw thousands of people getting in critical condition and hooking up oxygen masks on their faces and will be on a spinal board for a long time and more than 2,950 people and 50 Japanese Pridelander tourists die and is it all your fault, Warren?!"

Olivia: " And if you really did this, you and your family will be paying a bill to repair and rebuilt the Nick Jr. store with a worth of $300,000 and you will be getting a restraining order by a police officer any minute."

Catherine: "What?! That's a lot more than the cost of our house! Oh (x5) You're in so much trouble now!"

Applejack: "You will be going to the gigantic mass funerals of the people you killed and every civilian you injured is left on a spinal board and in the hospitals for a very long time because of you!"

Japanese American Police Officer: (Kidaroo Voice) This is Officer Kenichi Harry Yoshikawa, and I'm here to inform Warren Cook that he needs to pay every hospital bill on those people! Into the family of Warren, you'll be paying $10,000 on each person's hospital bill, including $300,000 dollars to repair and rebuild the Nick Jr. store!"

Alan: "Oh! (x12) Warren, I cannot believe we have to pay $10,000 for each hospital bill!"

Japanese American Police Officer: (Kidaroo Voice) "Warren, you're the one who bombed the largest Nick Jr. store! And Warren if you are really watching this, this is all your fault! You're the one who bombed a whole entire Nick Jr. store! Almost everyone in this Nick Jr. store are left horribly injured and paralyzed with fear for a long time because of you! If you don't pay all these hospital bills until the end of the year! You are going to Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood! And guess what? You're paying the funeral bills of the people who have died by your acts of Islamic terror! Every funeral bill is worth $20,000! If you don't pay all these funeral bills until the end of the year, you're going to prison and to Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood! If you go 105 feet near a Disney store or near Disneyland, you're going to jail and to Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood!  You should be grounded by your family because this is the worstest act of Islamic terror you ever done!!! This is even worse than the 9/11 attacks and than you bombed the Neighborhood of Make Believe's Chinatown, killing over 1,850 Chinese civilians and injurings thousands! That's all I really have to say! Now goodbye forever and never come to a Disney store or to Disneyland!"

Catherine: "Oh! (x10) Warren, we cannot believe we have to pay $20,000 for each mass funeral bill! You're in so much trouble now!"

Strawberry Shortcake: "We'll be right back to GoAnimate Global News Channel #1 with some interviews with the families after this five minute commercial break."

Catherine: OH MY FREAKING GOD, WARREN!! I cannot believe we have to pay all these bills until the end of the freaking year!! You're in so much trouble now, you ISLAMIC FREAK!!

Alan: "Oh! (x15) Warren Cook, we all cannot believe you ended up on the news and now we have to pay all those bills!

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