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[We cut to Alexis' wedding being held in Nutree Reception in La Jolla, California with Love is in Bloom playing on the radio, therefore making it a 2012 themed ceremony]

Harleyyy: "Let's get this party started!"

Laylah: [counts from 1 to 10 as she drops the flower petals down the aisle] 1........2.......3.......4.......5....6...7...8...9...10"

Alexis: "Awwww. Laylah, you're the cutest flower girl ever!"

Manager: "I now present you......... beautiful bride Lexi and handsome groom Taro.  (offers her and her groom their rings)

Alexis: Now I can marry you, Taro!"

Navy: [takes off all her clothes before jumping into a cloud and then shoots a rainbow out of her bottom] "BEST WEDDING EVER!

Alexis: "Oh, Dayen, you have the best sonic rainboom ever!"

Rosie O'Donnell: [sniffs] Oh, that bride......she's so beautiful!"

Jennifer Hudson: "I agree with you, Rosie! She is beautiful!"

Miss Troll: "Man! I can't believe the air force put on this crappy non-Trolls song! I know, I'll put on Can't Stop The Feeling on full blast! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, haaah!"

Jiji: Miss Troll! Don't you dare put on Can't Stop The Feeling! You know the bride, bridegroom, flower girl, navy, bridesmaids and the guests for the royal wedding party will have nightmares if you put it on and they really hate that song! I'll be right back from work."

Miss Troll: "I'm going to touch the bride and groom's rings."

Manager: "Miss Troll, why did you touch the bride and groom's rings? Now how can they promise to be married and have the navy perform a sonic rainboom and make the bride have a baby if their rings are missing? That's a 1st strike!"

Miss Troll: "Man! Why did the air force put on this crappiest song? I know, I'll put on the Trolls theme song!"

Army: "Miss Troll, don't you ever dare put on the Trolls theme song! Don't you know the bride doesn't know the Dreamworks Trolls?!"

Miss Troll: "Man, this song is completely stupid! I know, I'll destroy this radio by throwing a water balloon at it! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, HAAAAH!

Coast Guard: "Aye, Miss Troll, why did you interrupt our romantic dancing?! That is so rude to do that!"

Air Force: "The coast guard is right! It's inappropriate to ruin our dancing!"

Taro: "It's time to cut the cake."

April, Virginia and Tamika: "Congratulations!"

Martin Short: "Oh, noooooooo!"

Kaylie: "What's the matter, Martin?"

Martin Short: "An intruder's coming in the ceremony without a flower bouquet or sympathy!"

Minerva: "Oh no! Not Miss Troll!"

Harvey Fierstein: "Not Miss Troll again!"

Derek Hough: "I agree, anything but that Trolls loving troll!"

Jamaica: "And how did I know she'd been coming?"

Miss Troll: (running and jumping into the pool) "GERONIMO, MOTHERFUCKING ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS!" (splash)

Ariana Grande: "Eeuw! I'm all wet!"

Amber Hadley: "Me too!"

Alexis: "Now look what have you done to me! You got me all wet!"

Taro: Excuse me, what are you doing in here?!"

Miss Troll: (rapping a song) "Yo, jews! Well I'm gonna spray in the pool, cause everybody thinks I'm super duper very cool! When the water turns yellow, give it a lick, if not, SUCK MY DICK!"

[Miss Troll urinates very big in the pool]

Maddie Sharina: "Hate to break it to you all, but I'm not seeing this, so please excuse me while I get my barf bag!" (runs off)

Danielle: Me too. You're so disgusting!" (runs off as well)

Miss Troll: (still rapping) "Now time for it to get filled with shit! Then you all are gonna kiss my armpits! Then I'll put all your faces to my ass, and you'll suffer the act of passing gas!"

[Miss Troll defecates in the pool and farts in the pool]

Kimba: "WHAT THE HECK?! THIS IS SO INAPPROPRIATE AND DISGUSTING!"

Ralphie Tenelli: "I think I'm gonna be sick!" (runs off)

Daniel Tiger: "I think I'm gonna faint!"

Princess Luna: "YOU DISNEY LOVING FREAK, I AGREE WITH ALL OF OUT FRIENDS!"

Warren: (rapping the final verse) "OH YOU JERKS! NOW I'M SO COOL BECAUSE I TOOK A P*** AND SQUASHED IN THE BLUE POOL! YOU'RE ALL SUCH A WHAT, I LIKE DISNEY YA PUNK LITTLE HOLES, AND THAT'S WHY I AIN'T A ****ING FOOL! SIEG HEIL!!!!!"

Daniel Tiger: (in Kidaroo voice) "WARREN! You need to leave the pool because you nearly ruined my party! That's a 5th and final strike!"

Warren: "Screw you, bitch!"

Rarity: "If you keep this up, I will feature you in a future behavior card day video called some brain with arms, legs and glasses gets a gold card and make you be in dead meat!"

Rainbow Dash: "I agree! You better leave or else!"

Warren: "Or else what?"

Daniel Tiger: "We will call your father for getting 5 strikes and trying to ruin my birthday!"

Prince Wednesday: "And you will be in big trouble!"

O the Owl: "And also, we will have to clean up the mess you made in the pool."

Miss Eliana: "That way, we will continue the party without any disturbance and you will watch our show."

Mom Tiger: "Such as any party poopers like you!"

Mario: "That's-a right!"

Luigi: "We-a will also punch-a you goodbye!"

Pororo: "I'm calling your dad now!"

Poby: "How about you don't get any Disney presents next birthday FOREVER?! You will have a Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood birthday party forever every birthday"

Warren: "Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack no!"

[Warren then throws several boxes of large cheese pizza and lots of party snacks and soda at Daniel Tiger and they hit him right on the face and. Warren then pees and poops all over the place. Daniel Tiger has had enough]

Warren: "Why the faaaaaaaaack not, bitch?!

Miss Elaina: "Pinkie! He just swore at me!"

Pinkie Pie: (in Kidaroo Voice) "WHAT DID YOU SAY, WARREN COOK?!"

Warren: (in Quagmire's voice) "Ha, ha, ha, ha! I'm so faaacking sorry, I'm so sorry, ya *****es! (changes to cartman's voice) All I'm saying was...!

[Warren then took out a large megaphone]

Warren: (using megaphone while screaming) HOW WOULD LIKE YOU SUCK MY PUNK A** HOLE, DANIEL TIGER YA *****? SCREW YOU, EVERYONE!!!"

[Daniel Tiger has had enough!]

Daniel Tiger: (in extremely louder Kidaroo Voice with fire surrounding him and in his eyes) "OH (80x)! WARREN COOK! THAT'S A 5TH AND FINAL STRIKE! THAT IS THE LAST STRAW! THAT IS IT! WE'RE CALLING YOUR PARENTS!

Warren: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

Crong: "Crong Crong!"

Loopy: (on the phone) "Hello, Alan and Catherine. Your son, Warren destroyed Daniel Tiger's birthday party. Will you pick him up at once? OK. Goodbye!"

[By the time Alan and Catherine arrived]

Alan: (in Scary Voice while the background is black with fire surrounding him) "WARREN (18x)! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU KID! GET YOUR BOOTY OVER HERE RIGHT NOW, YOU NAUGHTY BOY!"

[Warren growls angrily takes out a AK-47 firearm and shoots Daniel Tiger's girlfriend, Isabelle several times at rapid fire, wounding her and takes out a massive napalm bomb and throws it at Tigey and it exploded, destroying Daniel Tiger's favorite toy for good and also killing 100 people.]

Daniel Tiger: "TIGEY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[Daniel Tiger then ran off to pick up what is left of his favorite toy and he fainted and everyone is very furious and angrier at Warren]

Catherine: Warren! I cannot believe you destroyed Tigey and killed so many people! That's it, you're grounded for all eternity! Now we're going to pay $2000 to replace Daniel's old Tigey doll!"

Alan: "I'm taking the firearms and explosives off you and I'm also calling the police and the law enforcement and the military on you!"

Warren: (in Kidaroo Voice) "Never! You cannot take them off me!"

[Warren then runs off and hijacks a car after killing its driver and he sped off]

Alan: "Hey! Get back here you naughty boy!"

Warren: NO, SCREW YOU FOR TELLING ME WHAT TO DO, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I AM GOING TO MAKE THE OPENING TO RECESS: SCHOOLS OUT FROM 1998 VHS, REAL, NOT FAKE!

alan: NO!

[Alan then gets out his phone and dials 911]

911 Dispatcher: "911. What is it?"

Alan: "Police and military service, please, because my son, Warren just ruined Daniel Tiger's birthday! He also killed Daniel Tiger's girlfriend and then 46 people and destroyed Daniel's favorite toy Tigey!"

911 Dispatcher: "Ok then. We'll stop Warren! Thank you. Bye!"

Chinese America News Reporter: "Today in GNN news, Daniel Tiger's birthday party has been destroyed today! 100 party guests have died and 50 party guests are severely and permanently burned and injured! We'll be having some interviews with Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, and Eddy."

Twilight Sparkle: "It was horrible! I can't believe Warren wounded Daniel Tiger's girlfriend!

Fluttershy: "Well, the mane 6 and I were partying and all of a sudden, we saw Warren pull out a very massive napalm bomb and it caused a massive explosion as as it went off! All of us were extremely scared for our lives! We saw lots of people getting in critical condition and hooking up oxygen masks on their faces and will be on a spinal board for a long time and 100 people died and it's all your fault!!"

Eddy: "And if you really did this you and your family will be paying a bill to repair Daniel Tiger's birthday party with a worth of $500,000 and you will be getting a restraining order by a police officer any minute."

Catherine: "What?! That's a lot more than $100,000 which is the cost of our house! Oh oh oh oh oh oh! You're in so much trouble now!"

Apple Bloom: "You will be going to the gigantic mass funerals of the people you killed and every civilian you injured is left on a spinal board and in the hospitals for a very long time because of you!"

Japanese American Police Officer: "This is Officer Takeo Peter Matsuo, and I'm here to inform Warren that he needs to pay every hospital bill on those people! Into the family of Warren, you'll be paying $5,000 on each person's hospital bill! Including $20,00 to get a new Tigey doll for Daniel Tiger and $500,000 to repair the birthday party!"

Alan: "Oh! (x12) Warren, I cannot believe we have to pay $10,000 for each hospital bill!"

Catherine: "Oh! (x10) Warren! I cannot believe we have to pay $20,00 to get Daniel Tiger a new Tigey doll!"

Japanese American Police Officer: "Warren, you're the one who destroyed Daniel Tiger's birthday?  If you really did this, this is all your fault! You're the one who bombed this whole birthday party? Almost everybody at his birthday party are left horribly injured, burned and paralyzed with fear for a long time because of you? If you don't pay all these hospital bills until 2017, you're going to Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood! And guess what? You're paying the funeral bills of the people who have died by your acts of Islamic terror! Every funeral bill is worth $20,000! If you don't pay all these funeral bills until the end of the year, you're going to prison and to Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood! If you go 100 feet near a Disney store or near Disneyland, you're going to jail and to Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood!  You should be grounded by your family because this is the worstest act of Islamic terror you ever done!!! This is even worse than the 9/11 attacks and than you bombed many French cities in the Land of Make-Believe, killing over 40,000 French civilians and injuring thousands! That's all I really have to say! Now goodbye forever and never come again!"

Catherine: "Oh! (x10) Warren, we cannot believe we have to pay $20,000 for each mass funeral bill! You're in so much trouble now!"

Starlight Glimmer: "We'll be right back with some interviews with the families after this 3 minute commercial break."

Catherine: OH MY FREAKING GOD, WARREN!! I CANNOT BELIEVE WE HAVE TO PAY ALL THESE BILLS UNTIL THE YEAR 2017!! You're in so much trouble now, you ISLAMIC FREAK!!

Alan: "Oh! (x16) Warren Cook, we all cannot believe you ended up on the news and now we have to pay all those bills!

[Cut back to Daniel Tiger's house, everyone is in the kitchen after repairing his birthday party and resurrecting Daniel Tiger's girlfriend]

Daniel Tiger: "Now that Warren Cook is gone and that the urine and feces in the pool have been cleaned up, we still had a great time swimming, playing, and even having a barbecue! Now the cake is ready! I want you all to sing happy birthday with me! One...two...three!"

Astro Boy: "Go!"

Everyone: (singing in unison) "Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dear Daniel Tiger! Happy birthday to you!"

Sunset Shimmer: "Now, here's something extra!"

Isabelle: "Blow the candles out, my boyfriend!"

[Everybody blows out the candles]

[Everybody applauds]

Sophie: "Now Barbara, what is your wish?"

Igor: "I wish that....um, I have every Nintendo game in the world!"

Coach Zucchini: "Oh, one thing I forgot, I also installed every Nintendo arcade game on your MAME computer!"

Igor: "Cool!"

Dad Tiger: "Hey, Daniel! Look what we got?

Mom Tiger: "Another Tigey doll."

[Daniel Tiger then hugs his new Tigey doll]

Daniel Tiger: "Thank you, mom and dad."

[Everyone laughs and applauds and we zoom out of Igor's house and an iris out effect plays]

[The End!]

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