The Retro Crew go to jail for a long time is a GoAnimate video with the plot and transcript created by PB&Jotterisnumber1, inspired by Kyle Swiney.
The Retro Crew (a team of troublemaking kids who enjoy things that are pre-21st century) visit the stage and turn on the music. They dance for a while until a police man places all of them in jail.
- Young Guy as Joe
- Kayla as Chelsea
- David as Brock
- Princess as Melinda
- Brian as Policeman
[The Retro Crew is introduced]
Joe: "I'm Joe."
Chelsea: "I'm Chelsea!"
Brock: "I'm Brock!"
Melinda: "And I'm Melinda!"
Joe: "We are all 10 years old!"
Chelsea: "Gee, I'm bored. I wonder what we shall do!"
Brock: "Hey! I have an idea, let's visit the stage and misbehave there!"
Melinda: "I like that idea, let's go!"
[The four go to the stage]
Brock: "We are finally here!"
[On the stage]
Chelsea: "Let's turn on the music!"
[80's pop music plays and the four dance for a while]
Policeman: (at jail with The Retro Crew being behind bars and crying) "Bad kids! You 4 must stay in jail for 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 days, See you then! No favorite TV shows, no favorite movies, no favorite video games, no Nintendo Entertainment System, no Atari 2600, no Atari 5200, no Super Nintendo Entertainment system, no Nintendo 64, no Playstation, no Gameboy, no Sega Genesis, no Sega Saturn, no Sega Dreamcast, no Apple II, no The World of David the Gnome, no Care Bears, no Danger Mouse, no Count Duckula, no The Wuzzles, no Rugrats, no Rocko's Modern Life, no The Gummi Bears, no Fluppy Dogs, no Maple Town, no Adventures of the Little Koala, no Noozles, no McDonald's, no Burger King, no Looney Tunes, no Sesame Street pre-2000, no Chuck E. Cheese, no AAAHH!!! Real Monsters, no Eureeka's Castle, no Maya the Bee, no The Littl' Bits, no Barney and Friends pre-2000, no PB&J Otter, no Goof Troop, no Bonkers, no Hey Arnold pre-2000, no Animaniacs, no Full House, no Family Matters pre-2000, no Bubble Bobble for the Amiga and Arcade, no Dexter's Laboratory pre-2000, no I. M. Weasel, no Ed, Edd n' Eddy pre-2000, no Cow and Chicken, no Sylvanian Families, no Ned's Newt, no The Partridge Family, no 1980's Pound Puppies, no VHS tapes, no Wendy's, no KFC, no Jack-in-the-Box, no Doug, no Ren and Stimpy, no The Simpsons pre-2000, no Family Guy pre-2000, no King of the Hill pre-2000, no South Park pre-2000, no 90's Cartoons, Prime Time Shows or Baby Shows, no Catdog, no The Angry Beavers, no Recess, no Pepper Ann, no Tiny Toon Adventures, no Captain Planet, and no things before 2000. The only shows you four will watch are Ni Hao, Kai-lan, Super WHY, Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood, PAW Patrol, Sid the Science Kid, Wow Wow Wubbzy, Yo Gabba Gabba, Miss Spider's Sunny Patch Friends, Max and Ruby, Dora the Explorer, Bubble Guppies, Team Umizoomi, Max and Ruby. See you soon, goodbye. Also, you four kids will be forced to watch Ni Hao, Kai-lan for the rest of your lives. Let me put it on for the four of you" (leaves after turning the TV on, displaying the Ni Hao, Kai-lan intro)
All 4: "No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no!"
Brock: "My decision was stupid!"
Melinda: "We know."
Joe: "I guess we have to wait until we are set free!"
[End of the transcript]