Ratso Catso

Takeshi Ishida

Ramurin Makiba

Shimajirō Shimano

Mimirin Midorihara

Torippii Sorano

Kanta Kabayama

Būta Tonda

Zōta Ikeno

Satomi Hiroyuki

Monta Kimura

Yasuko Minamoto

Kento Koshiba

Asako Kageyama

Kikko Hayashida

Akio Toriyama

Marurin Sasaki

Rei Kobayashi

Sakurako Koinuma

Senichi Tanaka

Nyakkii Momoyama

Mitsuo Kawashima

Tamasaburo Hyodo

Katsumi Tachibana

Kumakki Mashiro

Kazuo Matsukata






B.B. Jammies

Transcript Part 1: Ratso Catso Tickle Tortures Ramurin MakibaEdit

  • (August 8, 2017)
  • Ratso Catso: Man, what am I going to do instead of sitting here watching Shimajirō: A World of Wow on the TV Tokyo Preschool Channel? I know, I'll kidnap Ramurin Makiba and tickle her feet! Ha! (X30)
  • [We Cut: To the Makiba residence. Ramurin Makiba is happily doing chores around her luxurious 3 story home while her older siblings are happily hanging out with their friends, seeing Cars 3 at the GoAnimate Omega Cinemas. She is nicely washing the dishes, cleaning the windows, dusting furniture, and changing both her baby siblings' diapers and Takeshi Ishida's baby siblings' diapers and threw the dirty diapers away into the trash and went to the master bathroom to wash her hands with soap and water after changing the diapers. She happily fed her baby siblings and Takeshi Ishida's baby siblings with milk and apple sauce and happily tucked them into bed. She then went to her master bedroom and putted on the air conditioner on set to 60 degrees Fahrenheit and the fan on high and then relaxed on her queen sized bed.]
  • (Cut to: the park)
  • Ratso Catso: (in Captain Underpants's voice): Tra La Laaa! (Changes to Maliyan Evans voice) You, are now trapped, now can you make fake VHS openings?
  • Ramurin Makiba: No, that is not going to work!!
  • Ratso Catso: okay, I am gonna take your shoes and socks off
  • (Ratso Catso then takes Ramurin's shoes and socks off exposing her soft feet)
  • Ratso Catso: Okay then, tickle torture time in three two one!
  • [Ratso Catso began to tickle Ramurin Makiba's feet with the feather, she doesn't like it at all!]
  • (20 minutes later)
  • Ratso Catso: Now, can you make 2 Fake VHS openings?
  • Ramurin Makiba: Never! You stupid cat!
  • Ratso Catso: Okay, you ask for it!
  • [Ratso Catso began to tickle Ramurin Makiba's toes with the feather and it made her laugh even harder and wiggle her toes! That poor 9 year old Japanese girl sheep can't take that tickle torture any longer! Ratso Catso will be in serious trouble for this!]
  • Takeshi Ishida: Don't worry, Ramurin Makiba. We are here to save you and as for you, Ratso Catso, you are in dead meat now!!
  • [Shimajirō Shimano and his friends, classmates and allies angrily surrounded Ratso Catso and began pummeling him. This action is completely censored.]
  • (5 minutes later)
  • Ratso Catso: Huh?! What happened? Where am I?!
  • Shimajirō Shimano: I'm Shimajirō Shimano, I am extremely ultra mighty mad and mega furious at you for abducting Takeshi Ishida's wife his age, Ramurin Makiba and tickled her feet for no reason! You should know doing that kind of stuff can get you arrested because it's an act of child abduction! This is why you are not allowed to do that at all!! Now Takeshi Inside has to worship her feet to help her sleep peacefully in bed thanks to you! You are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for 120 million millenniums! No everything made by Warner Bros, Paramount, Nickelodeon, Marvel, Pixar, Lucasfilm, Turner Entertainment, DC Comics, Cartoon Network, Comedy Central, TV Land, VH1, MTV, Adult Swim, TBS, TNT, HBO, FUNimation, DreamWorks, Blue Sky, Spike, Hasbro, FremantleMedia, Nelvana, Video Brinquedo, Sony Pictures Animation, Activision, Ubisoft, Rockstar Games, Mojang, Midway, or Scott Cawthon, no animators made by Matt Groening, Seth MacFarlane, Craig McCracken, Loren Bouchard, Mike Judge, Michael Bay, Van Beuren or Max Fleischer, no Pornographic movies and shows, no favorite fast food places such as Burger King, Arby's, White Castle, KFC, Chuck E. Cheese's, Chick-Fil-A, Starbucks, Peter Piper Pizza, Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, Panda Express, Arctic Circle or Captain D's, no beverages made by Pepsi, Zevia, and V8, no timeout with your friends, no abusing my girlfriend, no bullying me or my friends, no swearing at me or my friends and classmates and no WWE Events!
  • Takeshi Ishida: I'm Takeshi Ishida, and I extremely furious at you for kidnapping my wife, Ramurin Makiba and tickle her feet for no apparent reason, you stupid black and white cat!! Now, I have to worship her feet to help her sleep peacefully in bed because of you!
  • Mimirin Midorihara: I am Mimirin Midorihara. You'll be forced to watch all four of our shows and all five of our movies and that is final! Now it is about time for our friends and allies to punish you!
  • Fievel: I'm Fievel Mousekewitz from An American Tail! You will be forced to watch An American Tail trilogy on VHS and DVD, and if you destroy it, you will become a mouse like me and the Mousekewitzes!
  • Tanya: I'm Tanya Mousekewitz from An American Tail. The only things you will eat are fruits, vegetables, Italian food, French food, Belgian food, British food, Welsh food, Irish food, Greek food, German food, Chinese food, South Korean food and Japanese food!
  • Toni: I'm Toni Toponi from An American Tail. Fruit and Vegetables are the only things you will have to eat from now on!!
  • Nyakkii: I'm Nyakkii Momoyama! You'll be forced to cook dinner for us properly and if you make us sick, you'll be grounded even more!!
  • Mitsuo Kawashima: I'm Mitsuo Kawashima, and I agree with my girlfriend!
  • Kikko Hayashida: I'm Kikko Hayashida! I'm extremely furious at you for kidnapping Ramurin Makiba and tickling her feet for no reason. Now Takeshi Ishida has worship her feet to help her sleep peacefully in bed because of you!! You'll be forced to play The Lion King for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System until you win, or else Akio Toriyama and I will beat the total crap out of you!!
  • Akio Toriyama: I'm Akio Toriyama! You will be forced to watch Disney shows and movies not made by Pixar, Lucasfilm, and Marvel and that is final, you stupid and pathetic black and white cat!
  • Sakurako Koinuma: I am Sakurako Koinuma! You will go to summer school and every summer for the rest of your life!
  • Senichi Tanaka: I'm Senichi Tanaka! You will go to night school and every night for the rest of your life!
  • Marurin Sasaki: I'm Marurin Sasaki! You'll be doing lots of chores and community service for the rest of the life!
  • Rei Kobayashi: I'm Rei Kobayashi! You'll be forced to watch The Lion King everyday and that is final, or else me and Marurin Sasaki will beat you up!
  • Torippii Sorano: I'm Nyakkii Momoyama! You will go to The Lion King Broadway's 20th anniversary and that is final, you bad cat!
  • Kanta Kabayama: It's me, Kanta Kabayama! You are worse than Pedro and Edro!!!
  • Būta Tonda: Būta Tonda here! I'm extremely furious at you for tickle torturing Ramurin Makiba like that!
  • Zōta Ikeno: I'm Zōta Ikeno! You are very worse than Moe and Joe!
  • Kento Koshiba: I'm Kento Koshiba! You will be forced to play all Mario games until you win, or else I will shoot fireballs at you!
  • Asako Kageyama: I'm Asako Kageyama! play Luigi's Mansion, Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon and all other video games made by Nintendo until you win, or else I will shoot fireballs at you!
  • Monta Kimura: I'm Monta Kimura. You'll go to Disney Broadway musicals with us and that is final you bad cat!
  • Yasuko Minamoto: I'm Yasuko Minamoto. We hope Mimirin Midorihara's crying during the saddest part of The Lion King will teach you a very strict and painful lesson!
  • Kumakki Mashiro: I'm Kumakki Mashiro! You'll be wearing nappies for the rest of the life and If you dare try to abduct me and tickle my feet, Kazuo Matsukata will beat you up severely!
  • Kazuo Matsukata: I'm Kazuo Matsukata! I agree with my girlfriend!
  • Wario: "I'm Wario. I heard that you kidnapped Ramurin Makiba and tickled her feet for no reason! You'll be forced to play all Wario games until you won, or else I will barge at you!!
  • Star Butterfly: I'm Star Butterfly, you will not read Marvel or DC Comic books for the rest of your life!
  • Tiger: I am Tiger the Cat from An American Tail. You'll be stretched for 9 months. You will stretch for what you have done for kidnapping Ramurin Makiba and tickling her feet for no reason!
  • Jazzi: I'm Jazzi
  • Foo: I'm Foo
  • Custard: I'm Custard
  • Noodle: I'm Noodle
  • Ka-Chung: I'm Ka-Chung
  • B.B. Jammies: And me B.B. Jammies
  • Jazzi: We're the Save-Ums, we hate you for kidnapping Ramurin Makiba for no reason!
  • [Ratso Catso is soon stretched]
  • Ratso Catso: No! (X40)
  • Wario: There. Now you have been stretched a bit. You won't be unstretched for massive punishment. Now Shimajirō Shimano, Mimirin Midorihara and Nyakkii Momoyama will give you final punishments!
  • Mimirin: This is a very strict and painful warning. If you dare make me cry extremely mega hardest to the point I cry a massive and gigantic tsunami of tears by calling me a crybaby during The Lion King, Shimajirō Shimano will beat you up!
  • Nyakkii: And if you dare try to kidnap Kikko Hayashida and tickle her feet or abuse Mimirin Midorihara for no reason, I will whack your ass so very painfully with a frying pan!!
  • Shimajirō: Yes! That's why you're completely banned from everything by your favorite companies and animators! Now it's about time to let my cousin, Tommy to come over and beat you up once again! Tommy, beat him up!!
  • [Tommy Shimano appears as the Scary sound effect plays and he is ready to attack Ratso Catso head on.]
  • Tommy Shimano: This is what you will get for abducting Ramurin Makiba and tickling her feet for no apparent reason. Now, I'm going to break your skull once again!! Prepare for some bleeding!!
  • [The TV static occurs followed by a technical difficulties sign.]

Transcript Part 2 Finale: Ramurin Makiba's Naptime Feet WorshipEdit

  • Ramurin: Thanks for saving me Takeshi. You are so sweet.
  • Takeshi Ishida: You're welcome, sweetheart.
  • [Ramurin Makiba and Takeshi Ishida hugged and kissed each other right on the lips.]
  • [Ramurin Makiba and Takeshi Ishida went to their master bathroom to the use the toilets. They soon use toilets and they flushed and went to the sink to wash their hands with soap and water and soon took a nice shower together. They are all nice and clean.]
  • [Ramurin Makiba wiggled her toes cutely as her husband her age continued massaging her feet with pure pleasure, causing her to moan with pure delight as she began purring.]