YankieDude5000: Hello class, I am YankieDude5000. I'm your teacher for World History for today. Please take out your World History homework and turn it in.
[The Save-Ums, Fievel Mousekewitz, Tanya Mousekewitz, Toni Toponi, Olivia Flaversham, Abigail the Woodmouse, Toad, Toadette, Toadbert, Cream the Rabbit, Mac, Bloo, Wilt, Eduardo, Coco, Iris, Giffany, Dark Magician Girl, Azura, Monica, and the Powerpuff Girls happily turned in their World History homework perfectly, except fo Ratso Catso]
YankieDude5000: Ratso Catso, where is your World History homework?!
Ratso Catso: My dog ate it.
Fievel: Ratso Catso! You don't have a dog! You have a pet rabbit!
Ratso Catso: Shut up or the punch in the face!
Jazzi: Hooray! Me, Foo, Custard, Noodle, Ka-Chung and B.B. Jammies got The Lion King: Platinum Edition!
Custard: This means we'll graduate forever and receive a reward of $890 quadrillion!
Hammer Bro: Na! (X75) I got Shrek on DVD! This means I'm in detention for an hour! Right, Inuyasha?!
YankieDude5000: That's right, Hammer Bro! You kept throwing hammers at people! You have detention for an hour! Go to the principal's office right now!
Storm Bro: No! (X40) I got Shrek 2 on DVD! This means I have detention for 2 hours?! My parents are going to kill me!
YankieDude5000: That's right, Storm Bro! You keep on zapping people!
Baseball Bro: Hey?! What the heck is this?! I got Shrek the Third on DVD!! My parents are going to kill me if I got detention for 3 hours! Right?!
YankieDude5000: That's right, Baseball Bro! You kept on swearing in class and throwing baseballs at people! You will have detention for 3 hours! Go to the principal's office right now!
Shreeky: No! (X50) I got Caillou's World of Wonders on DVD! I'm so dead when I get home!
YankieDude5000: [in Kidaroo voice 4000% louder] THAT'S RIGHT, SHREEKY!!!! YOU ARE SUSPENDED FOR 9 MONTHS!! YOU KEPT ON MAKING LOTS OF FAKE VHS, DVD, BLU-RAY AND VIDEO GAME OPENINGS!! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!
Dora: No! (X50) This is so unfair! I got Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood: Life's Little Lessons on DVD!
YankieDude5000: [in Kidaroo voice 4100% louder] THAT'S RIGHT, DORA! YOU GOT DANIEL TIGER'S NEIGHBORHOOD: LIFE'S LITTLE LESSSONS DVD BECAUSE YOUR FRANCHISE IS EXTREMELY RETARDED!!!! YOU ARE SUSPENDED FOR 80 MONTHS!!!!! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!
Popple: No! (X60) I got Barney's Home Sweet Homes on VHS! This means I am suspended for 90 months! My parents are going to kill me!
Dark Bowser: No! (X50) This is so unfair!! I got Barney's Birthday on VHS! My family is going to kill me for this! This means I'm in dead meat and expelled forever!! Right?!
We cut: to the Principal's office! Renge Midorihara is the principal for the day]
Renge Midorihara: Ratso Catso, what are doing in my office?
Ratso Catso: You are not going to like this Renge Midorihara, but I got Barney's Great Adventure on VHS.
[Renge Midorihara became shocked as suspenseful music begins to play and she becomes extremely mega furious at Ratso Catso, causing the Barney's Great Adventure VHS to go flying as the screen shaked and turned red with flames erupting all around]
Renge Midorihara: [in Scary Voice 5000% louder] OH!! (X60) RATSO CATSO, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT BARNEY'S GREAT ADVENTURE ON VHS!!!! THAT'S IT, YOU'RE EXPELLED!!!!! GO HOME RIGHT NOW WHILE I CALL YOUR PARENTS ON THE PHONE!!!!!