Ratso Catso is so sick and tired of Kikko Hayashida annoying him with her crying during the saddest part of The Lion King. So, Ratso Catso decides to capture Kikko Hayashida and force her to watch Sausage Part on Comedy Central. Who will save Kikko Hayashida and stop Ratso Catso once and for all?


Ratso Catso

Shimajirō Shimano

Mimirin Midorihara

Torippii Sorano

Ramurin Makiba

Takeshi Ishida

Kirinta Kusano

Satomi Hiroyuki

Monta Kimura

Yasuko Minamoto

Kento Koshiba

Asako Kageyama

Kikko Hayashida

Akio Toriyama

Marurin Sasaki

Rei Kobayashi

Sakurako Koinuma

Senichi Tanaka

Nyakkii Momoyama

Mitsuo Kawashima

Tamasaburo Hyodo

Katsumi Tachibana

Kumakki Mashiro

Kazuo Matsukata


Shimajirō: Don't worry, Kikko Hayashida. We are here to save you and as for you, Ratso Catso, you are in dead meat now!!

[Shimajirō Shimano and his friends, classmates and allies angrily surrounded Ratso Catso and began pummeling him. This action is completely censored.]

(5 minutes later)

Ratso Catso: Huh?! What happened? Where am I?!

Shimajirō: "I'm Shimajirō Shimano, I am extremely mad and mega furious at you for capturing my classmate, Kikko Hayashida and forced her to watch Suasabe Party for no reason! You should know doing that kind of stuff can get you arrested because it's an act of child abuse! This is why you are not allowed to do that at all!! Now Akio Toriyama has to worship her feet to help him sleep peacefully in bed thanks to you! You are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for 100 million millenniums! No everything made by Warner Bros, Paramount, Nickelodeon, Marvel, Pixar, Lucasfilm, Turner Entertainment, DC Comics, Cartoon Network, Comedy Central, TV Land, VH1, MTV, Adult Swim, TBS, TNT, HBO, FUNimation, DreamWorks, Blue Sky, Spike, Hasbro, FremantleMedia, Nelvana, Video Brinquedo, Sony Pictures Animation, Activision, Ubisoft, Rockstar Games, Mojang, Midway, or Scott Cawthon, no animators made by Matt Groening, Seth MacFarlane, Craig McCracken, Loren Bouchard, Mike Judge, Michael Bay, Van Beuren or Max Fleischer, no favorite fast food places such as Burger King, Arby's, White Castle, KFC, Chuck E. Cheese's, Chick-Fil-A, Starbucks, Peter Piper Pizza, Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, Panda Express, Arctic Circle or Captain D's, no beverages made by Pepsi, Zevia, and V8, no timeout with your friends, no abusing my girlfriend, no bullying me or my friends, no swearing at me or my friends and classmates and no WWE Events!

Mimirin: I am Mimirin Midorihara. You'll be forced to watch all four of our shows and all five of our movies and that is final! Now it is about time for our friends and allies to punish you!

Fievel: "I'm Fievel Mousekewitz from An American Tail! You will be forced to watch An American Tail trilogy on VHS and DVD, and if you destroy it, you will become a mouse like me and the Mousekewitzes!"

Tanya: I'm Tanya Mousekewitz from An American Tail. The only things you will eat are fruits, vegetables, Italian food, French food, Belgian food, British food, Welsh food, Irish food, Greek food, German food, Chinese food, South Korean food and Japanese food!

Toni: I'm Toni Toponi from An American Tail. Fruit and Vegetables are the only things you will have to eat from now on!!

Ramurin Makiba: I'm Ramurin Makiba! You'll be forced to cook dinner for us properly and if you make us sick, you'll be grounded even more!

Takeshi Ishida: I am Takeshi Ishida, and I agree with my wife!

Akio Toriyama: I am Akio Toriyama. I am so furious at you for picking on my girlfriend, Kikko Hayashida like that. You will be forced to play The Lion King for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System until you win, or else I will beat the total crap out of you!!

Yuka Toriyama: I'm Yuka Toriyama, Kikko Hayashida's future sister in-law! You will be forced to watch Disney shows and movies not made by Pixar, Lucasfilm, and Marvel and that is final, you stupid and pathetic black and white cat!

Sakurako Koinuma: I am Sakurako Koinuma! You will go to summer school and every summer for the rest of your life!

Senichi Tanaka: I'm Senichi Tanaka! You will go to night school and every night for the rest of your life!

Marurin Sasaki: I'm Marurin Sasaki! You will be doing lots of chores and community service for the rest of the life!

Rei Kobayashi: I'm Rei Kobayashi! You both will be forced to watch The Lion King everyday and that is final, or else me and Marurin Sasaki will beat you up!

Nyakkii Momoyama: I'm Nyakkii Momoyama! You will go to The Lion King Broadway's 20th anniversary and that is final, you bad cat!

Mitsuo Kawashima: I'm Mitsuo Kawashima! I agree with my girlfriend!

Kento Koshiba: I'm Kento Koshiba! You will be forced to play all Mario games until you both win, or else I will shoot fireballs at you!

Asako Kageyama: I'm Asako Kageyama! play Luigi's Mansion, Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon and all other video games made by Nintendo until you win, or else I will shoot fireballs at you!

Monta Kimura: I'm Monta Kimura. You'll go to Disney Broadway musicals with us and that is final you bad cat!

Yasuko Minamoto: I'm Yasuko Minamoto. We hope Mimirin Midorihara's crying during the saddest part of The Lion King will teach you a very strict and painful lesson!

Kumakki Mashiro: I'm Kumakki Mashiro! You'll be wearing nappies for the rest of the life and If you dare try to abduct me and tickle my feet, Kazuo Matsukata will beat you up severely!

Kazuo Matsukata: I'm Kazuo Matsukata! I agree with my girlfriend!

Wario: "I'm Wario. I heard that you captured Kikko Hayashida for no reason! You'll be forced to play all Wario games until you won, or else I will barge at you!!

Star Butterfly: I'm Star Butterfly, you will not read Marvel or DC Comic books for the rest of your life!

Tiger: I am Tiger the Cat from An American Tail. You'll be stretched for 7 months. You will stretch for what you have done for kidnapping Kirinta Kusano and tickling his feet for no reason!

[Ratso Catso is soon stretched]

Ratso Catso: No! (X40)

Wario: There. Now you have been stretched a bit. You won't be unstretched for massive punishment. Now Shimajirō Shimano, Mimirin Midorihara and Nyakkii Momoyama will give you final punishments!

Mimirin: This is a very strict and painful warning. If you dare make me bawl a massive tsunami of tears by calling me a crybaby during The Lion King, Shimajirō Shimano will beat you up!

Nyakkii: And if you dare try to kidnap Kikko Hayashida and tickle her feet or abuse Mimirin Midorihara for no reason, I will whack your ass so very painfully with a frying pan!!

Shimajirō: Yes! That's why you're completely banned from everything by your favorite companies and animators! Now it's about time to let my cousin, Tommy to come over and beat you up! Tommy, beat him up!!

[Tommy Shimano appears as the Scary sound effect plays and he is ready to attack Ratso Catso head on.]

Tommy Shimano: This is what you will get for abducting my cousin's classmate, Kirinta Kusano and tickling his feet for no apparent reason. Now, I'm going to break your skull!! Prepare for some bleeding!!

Ratso Catso: No! (X30)

[The TV static occurs followed by a technical difficulties sign.]

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