I was inspired by Randy Ruiz to do this.
Randy: I wonder what's on TV.
Announcer: It's Daniel Tiger.
Randy: Oh my God! I hate that show! I will kill him!
Randy: It's time to die!
Daniel Tiger: No no no no no no no no no no no no! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Randy: Too bad!
Randy: Yes! Daniel Tiger is dead!
(At Randy's house with me and Salli is crying)
Me: Randy, thank you for killing Daniel Tiger. You know your parents hate that show and so do I. You are ungrounded forever.
Salli: No no no no no no no no no no! How could you? That was my favorite show! You should be grounded for this!
(I put Salli in her bikini)
Salli: Why did you do that to me?
Me: Because I'm so fed up with you! Your parents and I hated Daniel Tiger! Also, you're grounded for becoming a fan of Daniel Tiger! I'm going to beat you up!
(I punch Salli in the windpipe and make Salli cry harder)
Me: See, that's how we roll! Go to your room now!
(Salli running upstairs while crying)