(Joey and David see Eric and Steven dressed up in Victorian era outfits)

Joey: What are you doing?

Eric: We're doing "Shakespeare for the Masses". I'll recite lines from Shakespeare plays in the original language, and Steven will give a translation for the modern audience. Listen for yourself.

(Eric recites a line from Julius Caesar)

Eric: "Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears."

(Steven gives a modern translation)

Steven: Shut your fat mouths!

David: I think it loses something.

Steven: Hey, you're not shutting your mouth.