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Eric: What are you doing, Paul? 

Paul: Putting up my homemade Texas A&M Aggies flag.

Eric: Since when did you become an Ags fan?

Paul: Since I saw their logo on something and thought it was an A.T.M machine. Now I just like the way it looks.

Eric: Yeah, well, their colors are maroon and white, not green, so take it down before some Ags fan thinks we're morons.

Paul: Oh, I didn't know. Can I put up my Mia Hamm poster instead?

Eric: Dude, she hasn't played soccer in years.

Paul: So you don't like this, either?

Eric: No, I don't.

Paul: But she's so great. And so is the flag. How can you not like them?

Eric (agitated): Because I don't.

Paul: But why not?

Eric (angry): BECAUSE I DO NOT LIKE GREEN AGS AND HAMM!!!

(Eric stops shouting and realizes he has just made a Dr. Seuss pun)

(Eric aims a baseball bat at PC Guy's head)

Eric: One fish, two fish, red fish, dead fish.

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