Eric: What are you doing, Paul?
Paul: Putting up my homemade Texas A&M Aggies flag.
Eric: Since when did you become an Ags fan?
Paul: Since I saw their logo on something and thought it was an A.T.M machine. Now I just like the way it looks.
Eric: Yeah, well, their colors are maroon and white, not green, so take it down before some Ags fan thinks we're morons.
Paul: Oh, I didn't know. Can I put up my Mia Hamm poster instead?
Eric: Dude, she hasn't played soccer in years.
Paul: So you don't like this, either?
Eric: No, I don't.
Paul: But she's so great. And so is the flag. How can you not like them?
Eric (agitated): Because I don't.
Paul: But why not?
Eric (angry): BECAUSE I DO NOT LIKE GREEN AGS AND HAMM!!!
(Eric stops shouting and realizes he has just made a Dr. Seuss pun)
(Eric aims a baseball bat at PC Guy's head)
Eric: One fish, two fish, red fish, dead fish.