• Diesel as COC* A EGG U R and Launch Octopus
  • Simon as COC* A EGG U R's Dad and Boomer Kuwanger
  • Kayla as Anna the Merchant, Coco the Chicken and Noodle
  • Princess as Azura and Jazzi
  • Brian as Torippii Sorano and James Midorihara
  • Kimberly as Luna Minami, Bunga, Kento Koshiba, Young Simba, Kurinta Kusano, Monta Kimura, Akio Toriyama, Senichi Tanaka, Rei Kobayashi, Tamasaburo Hyodo, Kazuo Matsukata, Roobear Koala, Tanya Mousekewitz, Timothy Brisby and Bobby Bear
  • Shy Girl as Bubbles, Mimirin Midorihara and B.B. Jammies
  • Kendra as Mac Foster, Danny Dog, Toni Toponi and Ka-Chung
  • Young Guy as Blooregard Q. Kazoo, Wheel Gator, and Dumbo
  • Miguel as Eduardo Valerosa and Storm Eagle
  • Eric as Wilt Michaels and Armored Armadillo
  • Julie as Frankie Foster
  • Emma as Kikko Hayashida, Nyakkii Momoyama, Asako Kageyama, Ramurin Makiba, Marurin Sasaki, Kumakki Mashiro, Sakurako Koinuma, Jenny McBride and Kumakkii Mashiro
  • Ivy as Blossom, Shimajirō Shimano, Patty Rabbit and Foo
  • Salli as Renge Midorihara
  • Tween Girl as Buttercup
  • Jennifer as Custard
  • Joey as Chill Penguin
  • Dallas as Spark Mandell
  • Wiseguy as Flame Mammoth
  • Kidaroo as Overdrive Ostrich
  • Professor as Cyber Peacock
  • Paul as Slash Beast


COC* A EGG U R is bored so he decided to get Motto To Love-Ru the complete series on DVD. After he watched all of the episodes his Dad grounds him, returns the DVD to The Video Store, fires Anna The Merchant, destroys The Video Store, and called the visitors to teach COC* A EGG U R a lesson, then Renge Midorihara beats COC* A EGG U R up for getting a pornographic anime DVD.


  • COC* A EGG U R: I'm so B to the O to the R to the E to the D. Whats does that spell? Bored. What should I do? I know, I will get Motto To Love-Ru the complete series on DVD.
  • [Cut to: The Video store]
  • Anna The Merchant: Hello, welcome to The Video store, how can I help you?
  • COC* A EGG U R: May I have Motto To Love-Ru the complete series on DVD?
  • Anna The Merchant: Here it is.
  • COC* A EGG U R: Thanks.
  • [Cut to: The Living Room]
  • COC* A EGG U R: Yay! I got Motto To Love-Ru the complete series on DVD, I'm going to watch it right now.
  • [A small square appears above COC* A EGG U R and Motto To Love-Ru theme song plays in Japanese]
  • [3 hours later]
  • COC* A EGG U R: Wow, that was a funny show, my favorite character's are Lala Satalin Deviluke, Golden Darkness, and Haruna Sairenji.
  • COC* A EGG U R's Dad: COC* A EGG U R, did you watch Shimajirō: A World of Wow? I heard you did. Wait a second, you watched Motto To Love-Ru the complete series on DVD! Motto To Love-Ru is a rated TV-MA anime show with porn in it. You're not 18 yet, you're 12. That's it, you are grounded for Serenity.
  • COC* A EGG U R: But Dad, I really liked the show, I hate the Shimajirō, It's not porn.
  • COC* A EGG U R's Dad: It doesn't matter, now I'm going to return this DVD to the Video Store and I'm gonna fire Anna the Merchant.
  • [Cut to: The Video store]
  • Anna The Merchant: Why do you have that DVD in your hand?
  • COC* A EGG U R's Dad: I'm here to return this DVD from my son because it's rated TV-MA. You're not supposed to be selling Adult Movies or TV shows to COC* A EGG U R because he's addicted to pornographic stuff and violence.
  • Anna The Merchant: Okay, give me that DVD so COC* A EGG U R won't watch it anymore.
  • [Anna The Merchant puts the DVD back into the shelf]
  • Anna The Merchant: What do you have to say to me now?
  • COC* A EGG U R's Dad: You're Fired!
  • Anna The Merchant (runs away crying in Spike's voice): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
  • COC* A EGG U R's Dad: Now I just need to demolish this store.
  • [COC* A EGG U R's Dad demolishes the video store that is selling Pornographic and Violent VHS, DVDS, and Blu-Ray]
  • COC* A EGG U R'S Dad: That should take care of this.
  • [Cut to: Back to COC* A EGG U R's house]
  • [COC* A EGG UR is throwing a tantrum on the living room floor]
  • COC* A EGG U R: Nooooooooooooooooooo! Why?! Why did you do this?
  • COC* A EGG U R's Dad: Because I don't want you doing that! Now I'm gonna call Shimajirō Shimano and his friends and classmates and some of their allies on the phone to come here.
  • (20 minutes later)
  • COC* A EGG U R's Dad: They're here.
  • Shimajirō: I'm Shimajirō Shimano! I am very mad at you for Getty Motto To Love-Ru on DVD!
  • Mimirin: I'm Mimirin Midorihara! You'll be forced to watch all four of our shows and that is final!
  • James Midorihara: I'm James Midorihara! My 8 year old sister, Mimirin and I are very furious at you for making a foot fetish picture out of my mom!
  • Nyakkii: I'm Nyakkii Momoyama. I knew you killed 50 students at your school. That means you're gonna make the school demolished.
  • COC* A EGG U R Dad: You killed 50 more students?! That's it! You're so grounded even more!
  • Nyakkii: That's right! You're grounded even more!
  • Mitsuo Kawashima: I'm Mitsuo Kawashima. If you make several more foot fetish pictures out of my girlfriend Nyakkii, I will beat the total crap out of you!
  • Ramurin: I'm Ramurin Makiba. The more people you kill, the more pissed off we get!
  • Takeshi Ishida: I'm Takeshi Ishida. I agree with my wife!
  • Sakurako Koinuma: I'm Sakurako Koinuma. You will go to summer school every summer for the rest of the life.
  • Senichi Tanaka: I'm Senichi Tanaka. You will go to night school every night for the rest of the life!
  • Torippii: I'm Torippii Sorano. If you make more foot fetish pictures out of Shimajirō Shimano, I will peck you on the head to so hard with my beak!
  • Renge Midorihara: This is what you will get for getting Motto To Love-Ru: The Complete Series on DVD and for making a foot fetish picture out of me! Now, I am going to break your skull! Prepare for some bleeding!
  • [We see the TV static followed by a technical difficulties sign]

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