- Diesel as COC* A EGG U R and Launch Octopus
- Simon as COC* A EGG U R's dad, Mr. Dike, Mr. Alan and Boomer Kuwanger
- Julie as Frankie Foster and Toadette
- Kayla as Dark Magician Girl, Coco the Chicken, Zuri, Tiifu, Kiara and Noodle
- Kate as Mrs. Shaw and Mrs. Stevenson
- Ivy as Fievel Mousekewitz, Patty Rabbit, Shimajirō Shimano, Foo, and Nowi
- Kimberly as Luna Minami, Bunga, Kion, Kento Koshiba, Niisuke Momoyama, Kurinta Kusano, Monta Kimura, Akio Toriyama, Senichi Tanaka, Rei Kobayashi, Tamasaburo Hyodo, Kazuo Matsukata, Roobear Koala, Tanya Mousekewitz, Timothy Brisby, and Bobby Bear
- Shy Girl as Mimirin Midorihara and B.B. Jammies
- Kendra as Mac Foster, Danny Dog, Toni Toponi and Ka-Chung
- Emma as Kikko Hayashida, Nyakkii Momoyama, Asako Kageyama, Ramurin Makiba, Marurin Sasaki, Kumakki Mashiro, Sakurako Koinuma, Jenny McBride and Kumakkii Mashiro
- Dave as Justin the Rat
- Salli as Sakura Shimano, Renge Midorihara, Sarah West, Adult Nala, Mikasa, Female Survey Corps Soldier and Ms. Shikako Shikano
- Brian as Torippii Sorano, Mario, PlayStationActionGuy3700 and Inuyasha
- Professor as Wario
- Princess as Fuli, Azura and Jazzi
- Dallas as Spark Mandrill and Mr. Dallas
- Wiseguy as Flame Mammoth
- Miguel as Eduardo Valerosa and Storm Eagle
- Eric as Wilt Michaels, Wreck-It Ralph, Armored Armadillo, Principal Eric and Jake the Kangaroo Mouse
- Joey as Chill Penguin, Tiger the Cat, James Midorihara, Sonic the Hedgehog, Weatherstar4000video and Parapper the Rapper
- Young Guy as Blooregard Q. Kazoo, Naruto Uzumaki, Goku, Krillin, Dumbo, Adult Gohan, Wheel Gator, Future Trunks and Toad
- Kidaroo as Overdrive Ostrich, Beshte, Eren, Yoshi, and Ono
- Professor as Cyber Peacock and Adult Simba
- Paul as Slash Beast
- Scary Voice as COC* A EGG U R's dad (Angry voice)
- Jennifer as Lucina and Custard
COC* A EGG U R has been given big news from his dad about Dark Magician Girl having a child hatching from the egg. The birth took place at the hospital, but once Nowi was seen by 12 Mavericks and COC* A EGG U R, COC* A EGG U R calls her a stupid-headed dragon making her cry as a result. Therefore, he gets grounded for Googolplex years by his dad and beaten by Dumbo, Adult Simba, Adult Nala, Kiara, Kion and the Lion Guard, the Survey Corps, Goku and the Z Fighters for what he did.
Transcript Part 1: COC* A EGG U R calls Dark Magician Girl's child stupidEdit
- COC* A EGG U R's Dad: Hey, COC* A EGG U R, I've got big news for you.
- Mimirin: Dark Magician Girl just had an egg
- Shimajirō: So I expect you to have good behavior or you're grounded for Googolplex years and your dad will call Roobear Koala and lots of visitors on you.
- [Cut to: The hospital]
- Spark Mandrill: Hmmm, I hope that Mandrill is inside that egg because he will help me get fruits from the tree.
- Flame Mammoth: I wonder what's inside the egg? I think it's a Asian Elephant like me because it might have tusks.
- Storm Eagle: Quiet Flame Mammoth! I'm thinking it's a Bald Eagle like me because of the plumage.
- Sting Chameleon: Don't listen to him Flame Mammoth! I think it's a Panther Chameleon inside the egg because he could blend himself in.
- Armored Armadillo: Liar! It's a Nine-Banded Armadillo inside you see, it roll himself into a ball!
- Launch Octopus: Nope! I'm thinking it's a Common Octopus so it's supposed to have 8 tentacles.
- Boomer Kuwanger: No Launch Octopus, it doesn't have tentacles. It has those Jaws like a Stag Beetle.
- Chill Penguin: SILENCE! I assume it's going to be an Emperor Penguin because it could swim and slide with his belly.
- Overdrive Ostrich: Maybe it could be an Ostrich like me, because it could bury his head in the ground.
- Wheel Gator: Really? It's going to be an American Alligator inside because when it hatches, it's going to learn how to catch enemies with his mouth when he matures.
- Slash Beast: Nah. I assume there's a Lion inside that egg because I want to see him pounce onto some prey!
- Cyber Peacock: Seriously? It's a Blue Indian Peacock that's going to hatch from that egg because he can fan his tail feathers.
- [The Egg hatches while the 12 Mavericks were arguing about what's inside the egg. It was not a Mandrill, It was not an Asian Elephant, It was not a Bald Eagle, It was not a Panther Chameleon, It was not a Nine-Banded Armadillo, It was not a Common Octopus, It was not a Stag Beetle, It was not a Emperor Penguin, It was not an Ostrich, It was not a American Alligator, It was not a Lion, and It was not a Blue Indian Peacock]
- Dark Magician Girl: What's going on here?
- Storm Eagle: We saw this unknown creature hatch from that egg!
Transcript Part 2: COC* A EGG U R gets punishmentsEdit
COC* A EGG U R's Dad: COC* A EGG U R, you have lots of visitors who are here to see you once and for all!
Luna: "I'm Luna Minami. I'm very fed up what did you called Nowi stupid."
Roobear: "Hello, My name is Roobear Koala! What I heard from that phone call was that you called Nowi stupid!"
Laura: "I'm Laura Koala! Even though we brought Walter and his brothers over, you're worse than them!"
Floppy: "I am Floppy Rabbit, Roobear's best friend! I bet I can invent better stuff than you, because all you invent are fake VHS, Blu-ray and DVD openings!"
Mimi: "My name's Mimi Rabbit, the twin sister of Floppy! You are nothing but a cold-hearted and murderous pervert!"
Nick Penguin: "I'm Nick Penguin! Seriously, COC* A EGG U R! You're the worst pornographic lover and a number one killer in the world just like Harry Forshew!"
Pamie Penguin: "My name's Pamie Penguin, Nick's twin sister! You should be ashamed of yourself."
Betty Koala: "I'm Roobear's girlfriend, Betty! We all hate you the most out of any person we've faced in our lives!"
Tolee: "It is I, Tolee. You better not hurt my girlfriend, Laura. If you do, I will beat you up until you bleed to death!"
Mingle: "I am Mingle the Sugar Glider! We are furious at you for disrespecting the Circle of Life and causing massive and gigantic magnitude 10 earthquakes, category 5 hypercanes, massive series of gigantic explosions and deadliest tsunamis to hit many of the Pride Lands's largest, enormous, developing, and gigantic safest and beautiful Japanese megacities, killing 200 million Japanese people living in the Pride Lands, Tanzania and leaving 800 billion Japanese people homeless, causing them to permanently move to the United States of America, Canada, Mexico, Western Europe, South America, Australia and New Zealand! This is 00.01% of the Pride Land's Japanese population of 800,000,000 quadrillion centillion centillion centillion centillion centillion! Even horrible than that, you killed over 20 million wildlife animals in the Pride Lands and and left over 80 million wildlife animals living in the Pride Lands homeless, forcing NATO and the United Nations to bring them to thousands of largest zoos all across Japan and South Korea and their largest overseas territories in the Great Pacific Ocean to give them new homes to prevent extinction!"
Kiwi: My name is Kiwi! Now every day, I will take pictures of you receiving your punishments every time you get grounded with my camera!
Walter: I'm Walter...
Horsey: I'm Horsey...
Colt: And I'm Colt! We're the Kangaroo Bros.! We're gonna knock you right out with Walter's boomerangs for looking at pornography and murdering innocent people just Harry Forshew and Fire Bro!
Dagett Beaver: "I am Dagett Beaver."
Norbert Beaver: "And I am Norbert Beaver. We will not tolerate your horrid habits."
Alex Kimble: "My name is Alex Kimble and I am so pissed off at you because of what you did!"
Blue91233: "I am Blue91233! COC* A EGG U R, you are very extremely retarded and completely stupid for insulting Nowi!"
Mr. Alan: "I'm Mr. Alan! You're a very (X10) bad (X8) man and a bad student of mine for looking at porn and calling Nowi stupid."
Mrs. Stevenson: "I'm Mrs. Stevenson! You are on the top ten number one killers in our school!"
Mr. Dike: "I'm Mr. Dike, you are a very bad student of mine!"
Mrs. Shaw: "And I am Mrs. Shaw! You are going to have permanent detention for calling Nowi stupid!"
Ickis: I'm Ickis, no killing innocent people for you!
Krumm: I'm Krumm, and you are very bad man for making several foot porn pictures out of Kento Koshiba.
Oblina: I'm Oblina, you are worse than our shadow versions of me, Krumm and Ickis
Wreck-It Ralph: "I'm Wreck-It Ralph. Your pornographic stuff needs to be wrecked and your pet elephant will be killed once and for all!"
Stan Marsh: "My name is Stan Marsh. Me and my friends ain't tolerating you killing innocent people and looking up pornography just like Harry Forshew!"
Kyle Brovolski: "I'm Kyle. Stan just told me."
Eric Cartman: "I'm Eric Cartman. You are a pest!"
Kenny McCormick: "mmpphh!! mmpphh!!" (Translated to: "And not to mention me, Kenny McCormick.")
Sailor Moon: "I am Sailor Moon, me and the Sailor Scouts will not tolerate your actions because you are worse than Harry Forshew! Disneystyle172 said you will be forced to watch my show including my friends Dumbo the Flying Elephant who stars in Dumbo and Young Simba the Lion Cub who stars in The Lion King instead of porn!"
Sailor Mercury: "I am Sailor Mercury, we are very disappointed in you for looking at porn, and I hate to say this but I have to. I HAD ENOUGH WITH YOU CAUSING TROUBLE AND DOING THE SAME WITH IRIS, GIFFANY, DARK MAGICIAN GIRL, AND AZURA BY UPLOADING PORNOGRAPHIC PICTURES OF THEM!!!"
Sailor Mars: "My name is Sailor Mars, I will burn you up because of what you said was racist and against the Bible about porn!"
Sailor Venus: "It is I, Sailor Venus, We're going to burn your pornographic stuff, kill your pet elephant and you will wear girly dresses out in the public for being a porn lover and a murderer!"
Sailor Jupiter: "I'm Sailor Jupiter! I hope you become a fan of our series and franchise rather than porn!"
Naruto Uzumaki: "It is me, Naruto Uzumaki. We cannot stand you always not listening to us and looking at porn! If you keep this up I will get Shimajirō and his friends and classmates to beat the hell out of you! Or even worse, Sakura, Ino, and Hinata will beat you up until you bleed to death!"
Inuyasha: "It is me, Inuyasha. Start paying attention to my franchise and not porn! If not, then I will get Sango and Kagome to suffocate you to death!"
Luffy: "My name is Luffy from One Piece. We are very furious at you for insulting Nowi and for looking at porn and killing innocent people!"
Aladdin: It is I, Aladdin. Start paying attention to Disney more than porn as you forget your memories about that because you are a terrorist just like King Garon! That Includes what Sailor Moon said, Dumbo and The Lion King
Eren: "I'm Eren from Attack on Titan! Me and the Survey Corps will not tolerate your actions! You will be sent to Castle Krakenburg, Nohr! If you try to kidnap Azura and tickle her feet for no reason, I will beat you up severely until you bleed to death!"
Jake the Kangaroo Mouse: "It's me, Jake the Kangaroo Mouse!! I am extremely furious at you for insulting Nowi!!!"
Shimajirō Shimano: "Hello, I am Shimajirō Shimano. Me and my friends and family are extremely furious and pissed off at you for insulting Nowi!"
Hana Shimano: "I'm Hana Shimano! You'll no longer watch Sausage Party ever again! Why? Because it has porn!"
Mimirin: "Hello. My name is Mimirin Midorihara. You better not hurt me because if you do, my boyfriend will beat you up until you bleed to death!"
James Midorihara: "I'm James Midorihara. Me and my 8 year old sister, Mimirin and her boyfriend, Shimajirō Shimano and I will not tolerate your horrid and murderous actions, you murderous man!"
Weatherstar4000video: "I'm Weatherstar4000video, we will not tolerate your wretched behavior at the hospital today!"
Torippii: "I am Torippii Sorano. You will pay attention to our franchise instead of porn and we strongly mean it!"
Ramurin: "I'm Ramurin Makiba. You really should be ashamed of yourself for insulting Nowi and for making many foot porn pictures out out of me, you perverted and murderous man!"
Takeshi Ishida: "I am Takeshi Ishida and I agree with my wife!"
Nyakkii: "Nyakkii Momoyama here. I can't believe you insult Nowi! It's against the Bible!! You better not kill my boyfriend, Mitsuo Kawashima, or else I will come over and beat you up until you bleed and I will scratch you so badly that you will severely bleed!"
Niisuke: "It is I, Niisuke Momoyama. You will receive beatings every morning, afternoon, evening and nigh for making many foot porn pictures out of me and my sister, Nyakkii!"
Zōta Ikeno: "I'm Zōta Ikeno. We are mad at you for insulting Nowi and for making lots of foot porn pictures out of Shimajirō Shimano!"
Kanta Kabayama: "Kanta Kabayama here. You will pay attention to our show more than pornography and we strongly mean it!"
Kumakki Mashiro: "It's me, Kumakki Mashiro! It you dare make and upload lots of more foot porn pictures out of Mimirin Midorihara, Ramurin Makiba, Sakurako Koinuma, Kikko Hayashida and me, I will break all of your bones with my superior strength!"
Kazuo Matsukata: "It's me, Kazuo Matsukata! I agree what Kumakki Mashiro says!"
Tamasaburo Hyodo: "I am Tamasaburo Hyodo! I will not tolerate your hideous and cruel actions for insulting Nowi and for making lots of foot porn pictures out of me!"
Monta Kimura: "It is I, Monta Kimura. We are very furious in you for breaking the Circle of Life by insulting Nowi and for making many foot porn pictures out of me! Now we are going to have to pay $850 quadrillion to repair all of the damages done to the Pride Land's largest Japanese towns and cities and to support the Pride Land's human population with lots of food, water, shelter, education, sanitation supplies and medical supplies and bring all of the Pride Land's wildlife population to zoos all over Japan and South Korea and their gigantic overseas territories in the Great Pacific Ocean thanks to you calling Nowi stupid and disrespecting the Circle of Life! That will take forever to get all of that money!"
Kirinta Kusano: "Kirinta Kusano here. We will make you pay for this, you wretched man!"
Sakurako Koinuma: My name is Sakurako Koinuma. Seriously, COC* A EGG U R! You are a number one murderer and terrorist in GoAnimate City!! Don't even think about killing my boyfriend my age, Senichi Tanaka, or else I will come over and severely bite you so badly until you bleed to death like any dog has done before!
Kento Koshiba: "Kento Koshiba here! I can't believe you called Nowi stupid. Because of this, you made the Pridelanders very angry and really pissed them off huge time!! Even extremely worse and mega horrible than that, you killed over 200 million Japanese people and 80 million Wildlife animals living in the Pride Lands in Tanzania and pissed off Adult Simba and Adult Nala extremely huge time! Don't even think about killing my girlfriend my age, Asako, or else I will come over and bite you in the leg so badly that you will bleed! Even worse, I will pee on you because you are nothing but a fire hydrant or a tree if upload a sex tape of me and Asako Kageyama!"
Marurin Sasaki: "It is I, Marurin Sasaki! I will punch you in the face for insulting Nowi and for making and uploading many foot porn pictures out of Shimajirō Shimano, Mimirin Midorihara, Ramurin Makiba, Nyakkii Momoyama, Kikko Hayashida, Sakurako Koinuma, Kento Koshiba, Kirinta Kusano and me! I also heard that you have killed 200 students at you school! That means you're gonna make the school demolished! You better not kill my boyfriend, Rei, or else I will break your skull!"
Būta Tonda: "Būta Tonda here. You will pay attention to us instead of porn and we strongly mean it! Don't even think about uploading a sex tape about Kirinta Kusano and Satomi Hiroyuki, or else I will barge at you!!"
Kikko Hayashida: "I'm Kikko Hayashida. We are extremely furious and pissed off at you and we will beat you up! Don't you dare even think about killing my boyfriend my age, Akio, or else I will come over and beat you up so severely that you will bleed!"
Ms. Shikako: "My name is Ms. Shikako. We Challenge Islanders will not tolerate your actions!"
Ms. Inuko: "My name is Ms. Inuko. We are ultra extremely mega furious and angry at you for what have you have done!"
Taro: "Taro here! Simba and Nala will beat you up for disrespecting the Circle of Life, you disgraceful man! You better not kill my girlfriend, Morina, or else I will beat you up and bite you right in the leg until you bleed!"
Gonta: "Gonta here. I will slam my fists and send you to Castle Krakenburg, Nohr if look up more porn and kill many more people!"
Nyamie: "Nyamie here. we are very angry at you for insulting the Nowi! Don't think about making another foot porn picture out of Ms. Shikako Shikano or else I will come over and beat you up and scratch you severely until you bleed to death!"
Slippy V: "It is I, Slippy V. I am so mad at you, you cold-hearted murderous man!"
Sophie the Otter: "COC* A EGG U R, we meet again. You know that I'm Sophie the Otter. You need have to stop killing countless people or you'll be sent to jail forever or worse, you will be sent to Castle Krakenburg, Nohr!"
Peanut Otter: "I'm Peanut Otter. COC* A EGG U R, we meet again and you are really bad for calling Dark Magican Girl's child stupid!"
Baby Butter: "Me Butter. You tewibble!" (Translation: "I'm Butter. You're terrible!")
Jelly Otter: "My name's Jelly. If you keep on looking up pornograpy, killing people and keep on causing trouble, you will be sent to the Macie's 2008 parade where Mr. Rick Astley will sing Never Gonna Give You Up, Won't that be real torture?"
Tuck Carbunkle: I'm Tuck Carbunkle
Sheldon Lee: Sheldon Lee
Brad Carbunkle: Brad Carbunkle
Jenny Wakeman: And I am Jenny Wakeman, you are no good for calling Nowi stupid, looking at pornographic stuff and killing people nonstop!
Parappa: "I'm Parappa the Rapper. I'm gonna outrap you! I also heard that you robbed many banks and jewelry stores other than looking at pornography!"
Jo Frost: "I'm Jo Frost of Supernanny! You're pornographic and murderous attitudes were appalling, threatening, extremely racist and disgusting, white supremacist, heartbreaking and disgraceful, hurtful and unacceptable!"
Kimba: "Kimba the White Lion here. Kitty and I will not tolerate your actions at the hospital you pornographic loving man!"
Kitty: "I'm Kitty. I agree with my boyfriend. COC* A EGG U R, you better stop calling Nowi stupid, looking up porn and murdering people or else you will be sent to Castle Krakenburg, Nohr!"
Daniel Tiger: "Hello, Daniel Tiger here. You will forget your memories all about porn, and oh, you are worse than Harry Forshew, Baseball Bro, Rookie, Dark Bowser, Cash Bro, Cyborg Bro, Fire Bro and King Garon!"
Prince Tuesday: "We are the Defenders of the Land of Make-Believe. We can't believe you insulted Nowi."
King Friday: "We're the King and Queen of the Land of Make-Believe, and we forbid sex tapes and pornography. COC* A EGG U R, you have insulted Nowi!"
Queen Saturday: "Everyone knows that insulting anyone such as Nowi is against the Bible and the law! COC* A EGG U R, you will become a fan of Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood instead of porn and we strongly mean it!"
Queen Lanolin: "I am Queen Lanolin. You are not coming to the Lakeside because you hurt Azura's feet with thorns, spines, and prickles!"
Helga pataki: I'm Helga Pataki.
Gerald Johannsen: I'm Gerald Johannsen.
Arnold Shortman: "And I'm Arnold Shortman, we hate you for calling Nowi stupid, looking up porn stuff and killing people nonstop."
SergeantArmyCommand: "It is I, SergeantArmyCommand!! Because of what you did, we have to care for trillions of human refugees and wildlife animals from the Pride Lands!"
Sonic: "I'm Sonic. I am faster than you and smarter than you as I don't act rude or look at porn and kill people to anybody. Man, get a grip on your behavior or you'll turn into a herring gull with Azura's voice!"
Tails: "My name is Tails. You can't do stuff like looking at porn because they're forbidden by the Land of Make-Believe!"
Igor the Mii: "My name's Igor the Mii. Start liking Nintendo more than pornographic stuff, you bad perverted man!"
Shauna: "I'm Shauna! You will forget your memories all about porn!"
Hongmao: "Hongmao here. You are nothing but a pornographic loving psycho killer!"
Lantu: "I'm Lantu. Hongmao and I really hate it when you look up porn, kill people and make violent threat videos out of innocent users!"
Lanmao: "Lanmao from 3000 Whys of Blue Cat here! Looking at porn and killing people has got to be onr the worst things you have ever done!"
Astro Boy: "I'm Astro Boy. I really hate it when you make violent threat videos out of good and innocent users and looking up porn stuff when everyone knows they are strictly forbidden by the Land of Make-Believe!"
Toon Girl: I'm Toon Girl, even I brought Angelica Pickles, but you are worse than her!"
Tommy: "Name's Tommy Pickles. You are the worst man I ever seed for looking at porn and killing people!"
Chuckie: "I'm Chuckie Finster. You both are very very very very very very bad for looking at porn and murdering people!"
Angelica: "My name is Angelica Pickles. You shall pay for what you have done and for looking at porn and killing people!"
Pompi kate: I'm pompi Kate, WE DON'T HAVE NO NOTICE TO INSULT KIDS!
Shally: I'm Shally, if you kill those DIC enterprises characters, you will get beaten up by Camilla until you bleed to death!
Sasha: I'm Sasha, and mischief girl is so angry for what you did to Nowi and for looking up porn stuff.
Natuski: I'm Natuski, If you keep picking on Iris, Giffany, Dark Magician Girl, Nowi, or Azura, Toon Girl will throw you up into space!"
Patty Rabbit: "I'm Patty Rabbit from Maple Town. You will like my show instead of porn and that is final!"
Bobby Bear: "I'm Patty's boyfriend Bobby Bear! Why did you insult Nowi?!"
Fanny Fox: "My name's Fanny Fox and I'm way better than you. In fact, so much better that I deserve to be a movie star when I grow up because you just kill people and look up pornographic stuff!"
Danny Dog: "My name is Danny Dog, you are a pornagraphic and murderous enemy to all of us!"
Suzie Squirrel: "I am Suzie Squirrel. I help design clothes better than you COC* A EGG U R because you look at porn and kill people!"
Roxie Raccoon: "My name is Roxie Raccoon! You are possibly the worst man that loved porn and to kill people I have ever seen in my life!"
Penny Pig: "I'm Penny Pig. Your porn stuff and your terroristic killing sprees make me want to eat way too much food at the same time!"
Henry: Hi, I'm Henry
June: "And I'm June, start liking us and quit liking pornographic stuff and killing people!"
Mrs. Brisby. "It is I, Mrs. Brisby. You made me furious about what you did about porn!"
Timothy Brisby: "My name is Timothy Brisby. I heard that you insulted Nowi!"
Jenny McBride: "It is me, Jenny McBride. Don't even think about bullying me or forcing me to like pornography because if you do, I will come over and beat you up until you bleed to death."
Justin: "I'm Justin the Rat from the Secret of NIMH. When will you gonna stop looking up pornography and killing innocent people!"
Fievel: "I am Fievel from An American Tail. Now Tiger the Cat will come and beat you until you bleed because of what you did was against the Bible and all about porn!"
Tanya: "I am Tanya from An American Tail. Don't even think about making grounded videos out of Shimajirō Shimano and his friends and family or force them to watch porn and kill people because if you do, Fievel and I will come over and beat you up until you bleed because they're forbidden by the Land of Make-Believe."
Tony Toponi: "I'm Toni Toponi from An American Tail. Don't you even think about killing my wife, Bridget because if you do, I will come over and beat you up with a chainsaw until you bleed to death!"
Olivia: "I'm Olivia Flaversham. Fievel and I are mad at you for being naughty at the hospital and looking up porn and killing people!!"
Basil: "I'm Basil the Great Mouse Detective! I'm extremely furious at you for watching porn movies and shows, making lots of foot porn pictures out of Shimajirō Shimano and his friends such as Mimirin Midorihara, Ramurin Makiba, Nyakkii Momoyama, Kikko Hayashida, Sakurako Koinuma, Marurin Sasaki, Kirinta Kusano, Monta Kimura, Tamasaburo Hyodo, Kumakki Mashiro and Kento Koshiba, and killing people nonstop."
Mac: "I'm Mac Foster. I'm so angry at you for calling Nowi stupid."
Bloo: "I'm Blooregard Q. Kazoo. Your behavior makes me so angry for calling Nowi stupid, and I'm gonna be angry at you and at the point to beat you up right now!"
Wilt: "The name's Wilt Michaels. You'll play Wii Sports and Wii Sports Resort instead of Grand Theft Auto."
Eduardo: "Soy Eduardo Valerosa. You're the worst porn lover and a number one murderer and terrorist ever in the world!"
Coco: ""I'm Coco the Chicken. You'll stop calling Nowi stupid and watching porn stuff!"
Frankie: "I'm Frankie Foster. I hope you watch Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends rather than porn!"
Blossom: "I'm Blossom. I hated it so much when you called Nowi stupid and watch porn stuff."
Bubbles: "I'm Bubbles and I agree with Blossom. You will no longer watch To Love Ru because it's a pornographic anime."
Buttercup: "I'm Buttercup and I agree with Blossom and Bubbles. You'll watch our show for the rest of your life."
[Lucina crash lands to the ground]
Lucina: "Sorry I'm late guys. I'm Lucina from Fire Emblem Awakening, and you will be forced to watch my films and shows that are not pornographic such as Pokemon, Pretty Cure, Inside Out, Free Birds, The Penguins Of Madagascar (2014), The Land Before Time series, Ice Age Trilogy, Kung Fu Panda Trilogy, and Rock-A-Doodle."
Spark Mandrill: "I'm Spark Mandrill."
Flame Mammoth: "I'm Flame Mammoth."
Storm Eagle: "I'm Storm Eagle."
Sting Chameleon: "I'm Sting Chameleon."
Armored Armadillo: "I'm Armored Armadillo."
Launch Octopus: "I'm Launch Octopus."
Boomer Kuwanger: "I'm Boomer Kuwanger."
Chill Penguin: "I'm Chill Penguin."
Overdrive Ostrich: "I'm Overdrive Ostrich."
Wheel Gator: "I'm Wheel Gator."
Slash Beast: "I'm Slash Beast."
Cyber Peacock: "And I'm Cyber Peacock and we're the Mavericks from Megaman X. All of your pornographic stuff will be demolished and your pet elephant will be killed once and for all!"
Noodle: "Lastly, I'm Noodle. I'm so mad you called Nowi stupid."
Jazzi: "I'm Jazzi. I agree with Noodle. You will never watch porn and kill people ever again!"
B.B. Jammies: "Me B.B. Jammies. I agwee with the other two Save-Ums. You must stop pworn!" (Translation: "I'm B.B. Jammies. I agree with the other two Save-Ums. You must stop porn!")
Ka-Chung: "I'm Ka-Chung. I agree with the other three Save-Ums. When will you stop watching porn stuff and killing people?"
Foo: "I'm Foo. I agree with the other four Save-Ums. I hate you and your pornographic fans!"
Custard: "And I'm Custard. I agree with the other five Save-Ums. You'll lose your memories captured by porn! Now let's start your punishments."
Kikko Hayashida: Now I will change your voice to Princess!
[Kikko Hayashida changes COC* A EGG U R's voice to Princess. The action is censored.]
COC * A EGG U R: (Now starts speaking in Princess' voice) No! (X36) I do not want to speak like Azura! Change me back!!
Hongmao: "Sorry. This is what you get for calling Nowi stupid and for making foot porn pictures out of Shimajirō Shimano and his friends such as Mimirin Midorihara, Ramurin Makiba, Nyakkii Momoyama, Kikko Hayashida, Sakurako Koinuma, Marurin Sasaki, Kirinta Kusano, Monta Kimura, Tamasaburo Hyodo, Kumakki Mashiro and Kento Koshiba!"
Lantu: "1st punishment, the Kangaroo Bros. will attack you with boomerangs for making 16 foot porn pictures out of Ms. Inuko!"
Walter: "Boys, attack COC* A EGG U R with boomerangs!"
Colt: "You're on, Walter!"
[Walter, Horsey, and Colt attack COC* A EGG U R with boomerangs.]
COC* A EGG U R: "Ow! That was awful!"
Hongmao: "2nd punishment, Lantu and I will beat you up for making 17 foot porn pictures out of Ms. Shikako Shikano and for hacking my GoAnimate4Schools account!"
[Hongmao and Lantu beat up COC* A EGG U R. The action is censored]
COC* A EGG U R: "Ow! (X21)"
Shimajirō: "3rd punishment, spankings!"
[Spanking starts to occur. We also hear sounds of a person hitting someone with rapid punches.]
Nyakkii: "4th punishment, Shimajirō Shimano, Hana Shimano, and I will severely bite and scratch you for looking up pornography, making grounded videos out of me and my friends, making and uploading several foot porn pictures out of me and my brother Niisuke and for insulting Nowi and for making a violent and offensive video out of me and my boyfriend! You know it's against both the Bible and the law!!!"
[Nyakkii Momoyama, Hana Shimano and Shimajirō Shimano begin to violently scratch and bite COC* A EGG U R. We also hear sounds of angry cats hissing, growling and fighting! This action is also censored.]
COC* A EGG U R: "Ouch! (X30) Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!! I'm bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeding!!"
Alex Kimble: "5th punishment, Kento Koshiba, Kikko Hayashida, Sakurako Koinuma, Marurin Sasaki, Nyakkii Momoyama, Kirinta Kusano, Roobear and I will beat you up severely with baseball bats and tennis racquets for looking up pornography and killing many innocent people!!"
[Alex Kimble, Roobear, Kento Koshiba, Sakurako Koinuma, Kirinta Kusano, Marurin Sasaki, Kikko Hayashida and Nyakkii Momoyama begin to violently beat up COC* A EGG U R with baseball bats and tennis racquets. This action is censored]
COC* A EGG U R: "Ouch! (X30)"
Tamasaburo Hyodo: "6th punishment, whacking you with a belt for making and uploading 18 foot porn pictures out of me, unblocking RedTube and killing 50 students and 8 teachers with a shotgun at school!!"
[Tamasaburo Hyodo begin to whack COC* A EGG U R with a belt. This action is also censored]
COC* A EGG U R: "Ouch! (X30)"
Kirinta Kusano: "7th punishment, aggravatingly assaulting you for insulting Nowi, making and uploading 20 foot porn pictures out of me and for making violent and offensive videos out of me and my friends!"
[Kirinta Kusano, Kikko Hayashida, Sakurako Koinuma, Nyakkii Momoyama and Kento Koshiba begin to aggravatingly assault COC* A EGG U R. This action is also completely censored]
COC* A EGG U R: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!!"
Monta Kimura: "8th punishment, slappings!"
[Monta Kimura begins to violently slap COC* A EGG U R. This action is also censored]
COC* A EGG U R: "Ouch! (X39)"
Marurin Sasaki: "9th punishment, punches in the face for making and uploading 18 foot porn pictures out of me!"
[Marurin Sasaki begins to violently punch COC* A EGG U R in the face. This action is also completely censored.]
COC* A EGG U R: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggghhh!!!!!! Ouch!! (X50) I am bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeding!"
Kento Koshiba: "10th punishment, peeing on you for making 20 foot porn pictures out of me!!"
[Kento Koshiba began to pee on COC* A EGG U R. This action is completely censored.]
Sakurako Koinuma: "11th punishment, ass beatings!"
[Sakurako Koinuma began to give COC* A EGG U R a big and severely painful ass beating with a platinum stainless steel baseball bat. This action is completely censored and blocked.]
COC* A EGG U R: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggghhh!!!"
Mimirin: "12th punishment, I will turn you into a herring gull for making and uploading 18 foot porn pictures out of me!"
[Mimirin Midorihara turns COC* A EGG U R into a herring gull]
COC* A EGG U R (In herring gull squawking): No! (X50) Change me back into a man!
Shimajirō: "Well it doesn't matter! This is what you get for calling Nowi stupid and being such a pervert for looking up pornography, killing people, making and uploading many foot porn pictures out of me, and for drug dealing!"
Flame Mammoth: "13th punishment, Me, Spark Mandrill, Storm Eagle, Sting Chameleon, Armored Armadillo, Launch Octopus, Boomer Kuwanger, and Chill Penguin will destroy all of your pornographic stuff and kill your pet elephant!"
[Cut to: COC* A EGG U R's room where Flame Mammoth, Spark Mandrill, Storm Eagle, Sting Chameleon, Armored Armadillo, Launch Octopus, Boomer Kuwanger, and Chill Penguin began to burn all of COC* A EGG U R's Playboy Magazines and use their powers to destroy all of his pornographic stuffs and posters along with his computer and electronic devices reducing them to nothing but ash and dust, while Sailor Venus kills COC* A EGG U R's pet elephant with her Venus Love-Me Chain attack]
Sailor Venus: "That should take care of it. There now all of your porn stuff have been destroyed and your pet elephant is dead for good!"
COC* A EGG U R: "Nooooooooooo! Now you've just ruined my memories!"
Jazzi: "We don't care!"
Kento Koshiba: Here are the following punishments. There is no porn movies and shows, no Playboy magazines, no McDonald's, no KFC, no SexyLand, no strip clubs, no red light districts, no adult theaters, no sex shops, no heavy metal, no killing people, no death metal, no doing drugs, no gun shops, no Grand Theft Auto, no Sausage Party, no Justin Bieber, no Rebecca Black, no making foot porn pictures out of Shimajirō Shimano and his friends such as Mimirin Midorihara, Ramurin Makiba, Nyakkii Momoyama, Kikko Hayashida, Sakurako Koinuma, Marurin Sasaki, Kirinta Kusano, Monta Kimura, Tamasaburo Hyodo, Kumakki Mashiro and me, no gangsta rap music, no smoking weed, no drug dealing and trafficking, no Taco Bell, no Dairy Queen, no Burger King, no Domino's Pizza, no Wikia, no YouTube, no iPad, no AO-rated games, no NC-17 movies, no R-rated movies, no TV-MA TV shows, and no stuff for adults!"
Asako Kageyama: "You will only eat fruits and vegetables!"
COC* A EGG U R: "No! I hate fruits and vegetables!"
Flame Mammoth: "I don't care! These are the only things you will have to eat for now on for calling Nowi stupid!!"
Nyakkii: "Also, you'll go to all forms of school such as Saturday, Summer, and Night School until you learn your lessons from the Bible for insulting the baby triplets, receive spankings, slappings, whippings and beatings 24/7, sleep with no air conditioner in the spring and summer and sleep with no heating in the winter, and do chores and community service for the rest of your natural born lives!"
Mitsuo Kawashima: "Yeah! In fact, you will suffer under the heat of the sun!"
Kirinta Kusano: "You will suffer from frostbite, and from cold and freezing weather conditions in the winter for making lots of foot porn pictures out of me!"
Satomi Hiroyuki: "You will receive detention every morning, afternoon, evening and night."
Kumakki Mashiro: "You will receive spankings, punchings, kickings, baseball bat beatings, paddle spankings, smackings, beatings, slappings, gang beatings, aggravated assaults and belt beatings every morning, afternoon, evening, and night for making lots of foot porn pictures out of me."
Monta Kimura: "The only places you will go to are Walt Disney World and Disneyland. You'll be forced to go to the premiere of Coco when it is released in theaters this November."
Kazuo Matsukata: "You will also be forced to go to The Lion King Broadway on its 20th anniversary with us this November!"
Storm Eagle: You will watch Disney movies such as Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Fantasia, Pinocchio, Dumbo, Bambi 1 & 2, Saludos Amigos, The Three Caballeros, Make Mine Music, Song of the South, Fun and Fancy Free, The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad, Cinderella trilogy, Alice in Wonderland, Peter Pan, Lady and the Tramp, Sleeping Beauty, 101 Dalmatians (1961), The Sword in the Stone, Mary Poppins, The Jungle Book, The Aristocats, Robin Hood, The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, Star Wars: A New Hope, The Rescuers, Pete's Dragon, Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back The Fox and the Hound, Star Wars: Return of the Jedi, Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind, The Black Cauldron, The Great Mouse Detective, Oliver and Company, The Little Mermaid trilogy, Honey, I Shrunk The Kids, Kiki's Delivery Service, Castle In The Sky, Beauty and the Beast trilogy, Porco Rosso, Honey, I Blew Up The Kid, Aladdin, Hocus Pocus, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Aladdin: The Return of Jafar, The Lion King, Pocahontas, Toy Story Trilogy, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Aladdin and the King of Thieves, 101 Dalmatians (1996), Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves, Hercules, Mulan, The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride, A Bug's Life, Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, Tarzan, Dinosaur, The Emperor's New Groove, Atlantis: The Lost Empire, Monsters Inc., Star Wars: Attack of the Clones, Lilo and Stitch, The Hunchback of Notre Dame 2, Treasure Planet, Finding Nemo, Brother Bear, The Lion King 1½, Home on the Range, The Incredibles, Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith, Chicken Little, The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe, The Wild, Cars, Meet the Robinsons, Ratatouille, Enchanted, The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian, Wall-E, Bolt, Up, The Princess and the Frog, Tangled, Brave, Wreck-It Ralph, Monsters University, The Wind Rises, Planes, Frozen, Big Hero 6, Cinderella (2015), The Good Dinosaur, Star Wars: The Force Awakens, Zootopia, The Jungle Book (2016), Finding Dory, Moana, Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, Beauty and the Beast (2017), and Cars 3!"
Spark Mandrill: "If that isn't enough, you will also watch Madagascar trilogy, Horton Hears A Who!, Rio 1 & 2, Rango, and other monster films that are not pornographic."
Sting Chameleon: "The only Broadway musicals you'll go to are The Lion King, Aladdin, Tarzan, The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast and Mary Poppins."
Sailor Moon: "You are to be forced to comfort Shimajirō and his friends everytime they see Mufasa die in The Lion King both Broadway and film! If not, we Sailor Scouts will beat you up until you bleed to death!"
Sailor Mars: "Yeah! In fact, Mimirin Midorihara cries a lot extremely harder when Mufasa dies! She can flood a whole entire area with her tears just like Alice from Alice In Wonderland!"
Sailor Mercury: "Kikko Hayashida and Sakurako Koinum do the same as well. Except, in The Little Mermaid both broadway and film when Ariel's Grotto gets destroyed, they cry massive tsunamis of tears out of their eyes to flood the entire area!"
Mimirin: "You will be forced to become a fan of Sailor Moon!"
Hana: "Mimirin is right! You will be forced to watch Sailor Moon every morning, afternoon, evening and night everyday nonstop! If not, my brother will beat you up until you bleed to death and rip you apart limb by limb!"
Jazzi: "And you'll be forced to watch my TV show every single day for the rest of your life!"
Marurin Sasaki: "Now you will be stretched for making several foot porn pictures out of Shimajirō Shimano and his 5 year old sister Hana!!"
[COC* A EGG U R soon stretched]
COC* A EGG U R: "No! (X40)"
Nyakkii: "Good. Now you have been stretched and you won't be in stretched for massive punishment. Now James Midorihara, Shimajirō Shimano and Mimirin Midorihara will give you final punishments."
James Midorihara: "This is very painful warning for calling Nowi stupid and disrespecting the Circle of Life and the Pride Lands. If you abuse my 8 year old sister, Mimirin for no reason or if you force Iris to tickle her feet for no reason with acrylic paint, Lucina is going to whack you harder with a belt!"
Lucina: "Yep, that would be me."
Shimajirō: "And if you dare make lots of more foot porn pictures out of me or make lots of more foot porn pictures my girlfriend, Mimirin Midorihara and to upload them to crash Hongmao's very expensive computer along with Lantu's very expensive computer, Azura will beat you up so severely and eat you up for good!"
Mimirin: "Yes! Your dad also arranged for Dumbo, Adult Simba, Adult Nala, Kion, Kiara, Zuri, Tiifu, Bunga, Fuli, Ono, and Beshte from The Lion Guard, Tiger the Cat from An American Tail, Kion, Kiara, Zuri, Tiifu, Bunga, Fuli, Ono, and Beshte from The Lion Guard including Goku, Chi-Chi, Bulma and the Z Fighters from Dragon Ball Z and Mikasa and the Survey Corps from Attack on Titan to come over and beat you up! Adult Simba, Adult Nala, Kion, Kiara, Zuri, Tiifu, Buga, Fuli, Ono, Beshte, Goku, Chi-Chi, Bulma, Piccolo, Kid Gohan, Teen Gohan, Adult Gohan, Goten, Future Trunks, Kid Trunks, Videl, Vegeta, Tien, Yamcha, Yajirobe, Chiaotzu, Inuyasha, Survey Corps troops, Tuxedo Mask, Sailor Scouts, Luffy and the Save-Ums beat him up!!"
[Dumbo, Adult Simba, Adult Nala, and Tiger appear very angry along with Goku, Chi-Chi, Bulma and the Z Fighters and 900 quadrillion Survey Corps soldiers and team up with Naruto, Inuyasha, Eren and Mikasa, Luffy, Sailor Scouts, Jin Kazama, Asuka Kazama, Hwoarang, Forest Law, Ling Xiaoyu, Tuxedo Mask and the Save-Ums holding chainsaws and they are ready to attack COC* A EGG U R head on as the Scary sound effect plays very extremely loudly.]
Dumbo: WHAT IN TARNATION COC* A EGG U R, HOW DARE YOU CALL NOWI STUPID?! THAT'S IT!
Part 3 Finale: Azura gives her Pokemon away to NowiEdit
- [Dark Magician Girl is Comforting Nowi while Nowi is crying in Dark Magician Girl's chest]
- Dark Magician Girl: There, there, Nowi. It's okay, that mean man is getting beaten up by Dumbo, Adult Simba, Adult Nala, Kiara, Kion, The Lion Guard, Survey Corps, Goku, and the Z Fighters so he won't here from you again.