COC* A EGG U R is a troublemaker where he likes anything porn, has an elephant as a pet, and likes to vandalize stuff, he also even tries to kill characters such as Hi-5 and the Save-Ums.
- Voice: Diesel
- Likes: Porn movies and shows, Playboy magazines, McDonald's, KFC, Taco Bell, Dairy Queen, Burger King, Domino's Pizza, Wikia, YouTube, iPad, M-rated games, AO-rated games, NC-17 movies, R-rated movies, TV-MA TV shows, and stuff for adults
- Dislikes: Wendy's, Johnny Rockets, Chuck E. Cheese's, Peter Piper Pizza, Cracker Barrel, Golden Corral, Chick-Fil-A, Rita's Italian Ice, Subway, Pizza Hut, Getting Grounded, Chuck's Choice, Getting beaten up by Azura's Pokémon, Baby Stuff, Cartoons, the Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, Children Shows, Having his Porn stuff demolished and his pet Elephant killed, Azura and her Pokémon torturing him, Hi-5, The Save-Ums
- Fate: Suffocated by Sheeta (Castle In The Sky) and her Tapu Koko
- If COC* A EGG U R gets grounded for becoming a fan of To Love-Ru, he will be forced to watch Hi-5 and The Save-Ums for the rest of his life because Luna loves these shows.