COC* A EGG U R is a troublemaker where he likes anything porn, has an elephant as a pet, and likes to vandalize stuff, he also even tries to kill characters as well such as the Save-Ums.
- Voice: Diesel
- Likes: Porn movies and shows, Playboy magazines, McDonald's, KFC, Taco Bell, Dairy Queen, Burger King, Domino's Pizza, Wikia, YouTube, iPad, AO-rated games, NC-17 movies, R-rated movies, TV-MA TV shows, and stuff for adults
- Dislikes: Wendy's, Johnny Rockets, Chuck E. Cheese's, Peter Piper Pizza, Cracker Barrel, Golden Corral, Chick-Fil-A, Rita's Italian Ice, Subway, Pizza Hut, Getting Grounded, Chuck's Choice, Getting beaten up by Azura's Pokémon, Baby Stuff, Cartoons, the Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, the Save-Ums (Jazzi, Foo, Custard, Noodle, Ka-Chung and B.B. Jammies), Children Shows, Having his Porn stuff demolished and his pet Elephant killed, Azura and her Pokémon torturing him