(David is working in a coffee shop. A customer comes and orders a latte)

Princess: Hi. Uh, I'll large nonfat no foam double caramel decaf latte to go.

David: I heard "blah blah blah coffee".

Princess: That's not what I said.

David: Yeah, well, when your order's longer than a Louisa May Alcott novel, I tend to tune out.

Princess: Can I talk to your manager?

David: You've said quite enough. Good day.

(Princess walks off in a huff)

David: Sometimes, I swear I'll never understand these people.

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